he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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