you win again, gameday.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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