you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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