Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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