what if I'm pregnant?
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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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