i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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