quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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