Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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