Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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