Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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