guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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