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• (707): View more from California

  yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.

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  you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore

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• (631): View more from New York

  The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.

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• (714): View more from California

  Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

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• (909): View more from California

  Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel

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  Only you....

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• (661): View more from California

  I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.

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