you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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