I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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