I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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