So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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