I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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