It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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