I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Oh god it's open bar.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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