Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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