So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just want nice things and good sex
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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