Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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