I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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