The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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