Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I wear drunk well.
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