p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
