I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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