Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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