U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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