i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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