she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I am one with the molecules
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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