you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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