i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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