How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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