Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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