Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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