it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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