STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
honey bunches of taint.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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