I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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