For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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