I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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