I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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