I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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