just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just want to make out with him forever
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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