She's JV to your varsity
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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