found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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