Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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