Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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