The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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