Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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