sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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