Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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