My hand turned me down
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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