If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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